low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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