Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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