Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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