My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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