Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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