3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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