I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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