The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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