why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
