I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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