drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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