Dual....:-)
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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