i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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