I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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