He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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