i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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