Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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