If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.