It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.