Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.