Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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