I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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