remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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