I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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