I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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