I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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