I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
soo... how was my night?
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