you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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