"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
it was like eating out sand paper
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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