Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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