There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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