WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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