i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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