I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
