Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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