I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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