i permit you to call me
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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