Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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