Small penises have feelings too.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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