I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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