is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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