I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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