if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Randomize