i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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