I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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