Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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