it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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