At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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