Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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