we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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