There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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