i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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