You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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