Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Help. Why am I so naked?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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