I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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